Social Distancing Zapper

    • Banish space invaders with a cheeky 4.5 volt zap
    • No more glaring from behind your face mask, just ZAP!
    • Fits in a pocket, extends up to six feet (including your arm)
    • A 'New Normal' essential – make social distancing fun!

  • Some people don't seem to understand what two metres looks like. Some people need to be shown with markings on the floor. Some people just need to be lightly electrocuted.

    If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!

    This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.

    No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!

  • Please Note:
    • Not to be used by children under 14, or adults with underlying medical conditions!
    • Uses 2x AAA batteries, not included
    Product Features:
    • Make sure people keep their distance
    • Delivers a 4.5 volt zap at the touch of a button
    • Telescopic – extends to 65cm
    • Lovely rubber grip
    • The perfect gift for germophobes
    • 18cm unextended. 65cm extended
  • If you want this, you can ORDER THIS NOW before it run out of stock. -

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